22/07/2009

DOWNLOAD OUR ALBUM FOR FREE!

Our album is FREE to download from here at some point today. The Catch? It's the last of of our Fibonacci-inspired giveaways... which means only one lucky scum-filter can get their grubby little shiz-niks on it! MOO HA HA - WE LOVE MESSING WITH YOUR MINDS!!!

- Sha

08/07/2009

Stuff

So... tired... must... write... blog...!

Gig tomorrow at 333 Basement in Shoreditch. Frighteningly, we will be a man down due to unforeseen circumstances. Come along and offer support or, more interestingly, come and see if we crash and burn.

Artwork - Proofed!

Masters - Proofed!

Things are coming together... See you tomorrow?

- sha

06/07/2009

Blog-Cast Update:

Hello, Wet-lings.

Our blog-cast is complete. Keep your beady eyes on here for it's apperance.

For your existential amusement a quote from the 'Big Neetch' (Nietzche):

"It is certain that knowledge of [the existence of a metaphysical dimension] would be the most useless of all knowledge; more useless even than knowledge of the chemical composition of water must be to a drowning sailor."

Pretentious - us?

- Sha

01/07/2009

Who Wants To Ride The Gay Horse?

Right - it's time for some musical Delia Smithery, my young muggle-wumps.

1) Take Sonic Youth and ze Oxes.

2) Make them have a violent and bloody orgy.

3) Sprinkle a pinch of Latin Funk.

4) Let it come to the boil and then strain the Latin Funk.

5) Add some Deftones-esque down tuned riffery. Four slices will be sufficient.

6) Finish off with a huge bloody great slice of creamed Shoe-Gazing/Death Metal-esque noisery (Let's call it Death-Gazing or Shoe-Metal or something equally pointless).

In the words of Elzar: "BAM!" You got yourself a new LOEB song and I have no idea how it gets from the opening to the end without making me think we did another butcher/Frankenstein cut job.

Oddness.