01/07/2009

Who Wants To Ride The Gay Horse?

Right - it's time for some musical Delia Smithery, my young muggle-wumps.

1) Take Sonic Youth and ze Oxes.

2) Make them have a violent and bloody orgy.

3) Sprinkle a pinch of Latin Funk.

4) Let it come to the boil and then strain the Latin Funk.

5) Add some Deftones-esque down tuned riffery. Four slices will be sufficient.

6) Finish off with a huge bloody great slice of creamed Shoe-Gazing/Death Metal-esque noisery (Let's call it Death-Gazing or Shoe-Metal or something equally pointless).

In the words of Elzar: "BAM!" You got yourself a new LOEB song and I have no idea how it gets from the opening to the end without making me think we did another butcher/Frankenstein cut job.

Oddness.

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