Turn It Down or Fuck Off

Banned from the Beacon Court for having balls. Read all about it:

Fat Landlord pushes his way on stage and lays hands on my guitar.
Lil B's heckles stand on end.
Fat Landlord shouts abuse along the lines of: "You've cleared the other fucking bar!"
Fat Landlord misses the point.
Lil B gets in Fat Landlord's pudgy face and generally saves my arse from being inserted forcefully into my astonished mouth.
Fat Landlord shouts further abuse about how we only brought two people.
Fat Landlord neglects the other ten.
Fat Landlord screams "Turn it Down or Fuck off!"
Boast retorts "We'll fuck off then."
Lil B launches mic stand at Fat Landlord like a GREEK GOD.
Lil B is gently ejected from the premises.
I whisper to my comrades "We're still getting paid."
We get paid.

Two great gigs in one weekend - Awesomesauce.